Eastbound quotes I've collected

"I don't tell you how to principal, I don't think you should tell me how to 
teach band." - Stevie 

Via twitter:

CHICKEN POT PIE... My 3 favorite fucking things.

Roses are red, violets are blue… I have five fingers, the fucking middle 
one's for you.

There are so many trees out there, I bet we never run out of air.

The person I admire the most is not so much a person as they are a chipmunk.

Just lost my last tooth.