Tina Fey, Bossypants

"Do I worry about overly retouched photos giving women unrealistic expectations and body image issues? I do. I think we will see a rise in anorexia in women over seventy. Because only people over seventy are fooled by Photoshop."

Excerpt from Bossypants

In Annie Hall . . . A man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "My brother's gone crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the psychiatrist says, "Have you told him he's not a chicken?" The man replies, "I would, but we need the eggs."