GIRLS drinking game

Drink when:

Marnie has a pity party
Hannah shows her breasts
Adam says "kid"
Shosh sports a crazy hairdo
Jessa swears

You are the wound!

Don't even think about hating on HBO's Girls in front of me.

"You've been crazy since before I even met you; you've been crazy since middle school, when you had to masturbate 8 times a night to 'stave off diseases of the mind and body.'" - Marnie