Stephen Colbert on Monsanto

If I quote every thing that makes me laugh out loud in I Am America: And So Can You! by Stephen Colbert, it will take me years to finish this book. However, I must transcribe this footnote:

I'm going to take a second here to praise the work of Monsanto. Good people. Doing a fine job protecting our nation's food supplies with their insect-resistant Frankenstein corn. They don't coddle pests and I respect that.