Randy lay there like a slug

Dear "False Alarm," where have you been all my life?

A lovely treat for a lovely Wednesday off work

I said "come on in, I will not open up myself this way again."

False.

Correct answer: 

Fighter of the Night Man

Animals and memes and Stuff (the mascot)

This about sums up my childhood...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Pretty pretty