Beast will eat your babies

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Who did it best?

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Confusing search result

Looking under the search fields of "office" and keywords "cube" and "cubicle," I found this image on the first page of iStock search results. It's titled "Bored and Frustrated Business Gorilla in the Office" and satisfied my WTF quota for the day.

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Bon Iver, Bon Iver!

Becoming Immortal

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Well you're standing on my sternum, don't you climb down darling.

Happiness

Some say happiness is a warm gun. I say it is this moment:

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Shoes

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Boys and girls

I found this from a 2006 message, I still think it's cute.

----------------Girls-----
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
---for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something's wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------